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“I’m French.” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
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  • “I’m French.” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
  • “I’m French.” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
  • “I’m French.” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
“I’m French.” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

“I’m French.” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

$31.95 USD

Size Guide

Find Your Perfect Fit

We’ve put together a detailed size guide for each of our products to help you choose the right fit with confidence. Whether you prefer a relaxed silhouette or a tailored feel, use this guide to compare measurements and styling notes across all collections. For the best results, measure yourself and refer to the sizing charts provided for each item.
OVERSIZED BOXY T-SHIRT

Your Size Guide – Oversized Boxy T-Shirt

Our Oversized Boxy T-Shirts feature a relaxed, editorial streetwear silhouette that fits all genders—but oversized doesn't mean one-size-fits-all!

IMPORTANT NOTE:

To ensure your tee drapes just right — not too tight, not too drowning — please check the actual shirt measurements listed below.

HOW TO CHOOSE YOUR SIZE:

  • Grab your favorite loose-fit tee, lay it flat, and measure width (pit-to-pit) and length (shoulder to hem).
  • Compare with the table below in inches or cm.
  • Size up only if you want a exaggerated oversized look.

Fabric has no stretch, so check carefully.

 
T-Shirt Size Guide
HEAVY COTTON T-SHIRT

Your Size Guide – Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Our Heavy Cotton T-Shirts are your go-to for everyday comfort — classic fit, clean print surface, and no itchy side seams. Though unisex, these shirts follow traditional garment sizing, so don’t skip the measuring step!

IMPORTANT NOTE:

This is a standard fit, not oversized or boxy. It has a sturdy feel, ribbed collar, and is built for everyday wear.

HOW TO CHOOSE YOUR SIZE:

  • Grab your favorite classic-fit tee, lay it flat, and measure:
    • Width: Across the chest (from armpit to armpit)
    • Length: From top of the shoulder (near the collar) down to the hem
    • Sleeve length: From the center of the back of the neck down the arm
  • Compare your results to the chart below (in inches or cm)
  • If you're between sizes, size up for a looser fit

Fabric has no stretch, so check carefully. Size tolerance: +/– 1.5 inches (3.81 cm)

 
Manufacturing

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
Product Details

Straight from the streets of Paris and straight out of patience — meet the baguette that speaks fluent sarcasm. The “I’m Not Rude. I’m Just French.” tee is a bold and hilarious nod to the misunderstood charm of the Parisian personality.

This unisex heavy cotton shirt features a sassy baguette wearing a beret (of course) and giving you just enough eye roll to say, “I don’t have time for your nonsense, but I’ll tolerate it... barely.” Whether you’re a die-hard francophile, a sarcasm connoisseur, or just here for the croissants, this shirt is for you.

Available in multiple colors and made for locals, lovers, and anyone brave enough to sip espresso like they mean it.

The Funny Local Way – Only Locals Know:

In Paris, customer service isn’t cold — it’s efficient. Compliments are rare. Eye contact is judgmental. But hey, that’s just culture. And attitude is a national treasure.

Product Features:

  • Shoulder tape for stability

  • Knitted in one piece for reduced waste

  • Elastic ribbed knit collar

  • Made from durable, smooth fabric

  • Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
Size & Fit

All pieces are crafted with a unisex fit—no gendered sizing, just clean silhouettes made to move with you. Select your usual size for a true-to-fit feel, or size up for a relaxed, street-style drape.

For full measurements and fit details, please refer to the sizing guide.
Care Notes
  • Handle with intention.
  • Wash cold. Tumble low. No bleach.
  • Cool iron if needed. Skip the dry clean.
Expedited Delivery

We don’t just ship—we dispatch with purpose. Most U.S. orders arrive within 3-5 business days, with real-time tracking from door to drop.
Tariff-Free Promise

Our pieces are assembled in the USA—ensuring every domestic order arrives without surprise fees or import duties. Transparent pricing, always.

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CRAFTED ON U.S. SOIL

Designed and assembled in USA — tariff-free, always

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US orders arrive fast — typically within 3-5 business days

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