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"Yell Now. Eat Later." - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
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"Yell Now. Eat Later." - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

$31.95 USD
Product Details

Naples isn’t just loud — it’s passion with a decibel level. This tee captures the beautiful chaos of Neapolitan life, where emotions run wild, voices overlap, and everything — everything — leads to pizza. The “Yell Now. Eat Later.” shirt celebrates that unapologetic volume with a feisty yelling cartoon and the chillest pizza slice you’ve ever seen.

Ideal for expressive souls, big laughers, table bangers, and anyone whose family dinners could double as an opera rehearsal. Wear it loud, wear it proud — just maybe not to quiet cafés.

The Funny Local Way – Only Locals Know:

In Naples, yelling isn’t anger — it’s foreplay to flavor.

Product Features:

  • Shoulder tape for added durability

  • Knitted in one piece to reduce fabric waste

  • Elastic ribbed knit collar that holds its shape

  • Made from smooth, long-lasting fabric

  • Ethically sourced 100% US cotton

Size & Fit

All pieces are crafted with a unisex fit—no gendered sizing, just clean silhouettes made to move with you. Select your usual size for a true-to-fit feel, or size up for a relaxed, street-style drape.

For full measurements and fit details, please refer to the sizing guide.

Care Notes
  • Handle with intention.
  • Wash cold. Tumble low. No bleach.
  • Cool iron if needed. Skip the dry clean.
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We don’t just ship—we dispatch with purpose. Most U.S. orders arrive within 3-5 business days, with real-time tracking from door to drop.

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Our pieces are assembled in the USA—ensuring every domestic order arrives without surprise fees or import duties. Transparent pricing, always.

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