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“Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
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“Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

$31.95 USD
Product Details

Sure, Rome wasn’t built in a day — but your patience definitely runs out faster than ancient empires fell. The “Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day” tee channels the inner drama of every modern-day Caesar stuck in traffic, queues, or dealing with slow Wi-Fi.

Featuring a chill Caesar statue rocking shades and a legendary level of sass, this design captures the eternal Roman struggle: high expectations, low tolerance. Whether you’re touring the Colosseum or ghosting group chats, this tee speaks fluent ancient attitude.

Made for all genders and available in multiple colors, this unisex heavy cotton shirt delivers comfort, bold humor, and imperial vibes — minus the toga.

The Funny Local Way – Only Locals Know:

Impatience is the real Roman tradition. You can wait for empires to rise, but you can’t wait for your espresso.

Product Features:

  • Shoulder tape for stability

  • Knitted in one piece for reduced waste

  • Elastic ribbed knit collar

  • Made from durable, smooth fabric

  • Ethically sourced 100% US cotton

Size & Fit

All pieces are crafted with a unisex fit—no gendered sizing, just clean silhouettes made to move with you. Select your usual size for a true-to-fit feel, or size up for a relaxed, street-style drape.

For full measurements and fit details, please refer to the sizing guide.

Care Notes
  • Handle with intention.
  • Wash cold. Tumble low. No bleach.
  • Cool iron if needed. Skip the dry clean.
Expedited Delivery

We don’t just ship—we dispatch with purpose. Most U.S. orders arrive within 3-5 business days, with real-time tracking from door to drop.

Tariff-Free Promise

Our pieces are assembled in the USA—ensuring every domestic order arrives without surprise fees or import duties. Transparent pricing, always.

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