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“It’s Winter, Mate” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
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“It’s Winter, Mate” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

$31.95 USD
Product Details

Winter in Sydney? A crisp 18°C and you’d think the world’s ending — unless you're this hoodie-wearing, bubble-tea-sipping koala who’s been chill since forever.

The “It’s Winter, Mate. That’s Why It’s 18°C” tee is your new go-to for mocking mildly cold weather and sipping iced drinks with zero shame. Perfectly oversized for maximum lounging or brunch-flexing, this tee is a whole mood. Whether you're actually freezing (at 22°C) or just pretending, this shirt lets everyone know: you're built for mild.

It’s perfect for everyone — from sarcastic locals and boba addicts to tourists who just learned that koalas don’t live in igloos. Available in a variety of colors to match every mood, mildly dramatic or otherwise.

The Funny Local Way – Only Locals Know:

You’re not really from Sydney if you haven’t complained about the “cold” while still wearing flip-flops. This tee is for those who get the joke, love their koalas cozy, and know 18 degrees is basically sub-zero.

Product Features:

  • Shoulder tape for stability

  • Knitted in one piece for reduced waste

  • Elastic ribbed knit collar

  • Made from durable, smooth fabric

  • Ethically sourced 100% US cotton

Size & Fit

All pieces are crafted with a unisex fit—no gendered sizing, just clean silhouettes made to move with you. Select your usual size for a true-to-fit feel, or size up for a relaxed, street-style drape.

For full measurements and fit details, please refer to the sizing guide.

Care Notes
  • Handle with intention.
  • Wash cold. Tumble low. No bleach.
  • Cool iron if needed. Skip the dry clean.
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We don’t just ship—we dispatch with purpose. Most U.S. orders arrive within 3-5 business days, with real-time tracking from door to drop.

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Our pieces are assembled in the USA—ensuring every domestic order arrives without surprise fees or import duties. Transparent pricing, always.

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