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Straight out of the fog and into your wallet, this “My Rent Is High. So Am I.” tee is a love letter to the beautiful chaos that is San Francisco living. Featuring a sketch of the iconic Golden Gate Bridge alongside a totally real (not really) rental sign for a $3K studio with no kitchen, this tee serves truth, irony, and rent-induced delusion in one soft, durable package.
Unisex and unapologetic, it's made for techies, creatives, transplants, born-and-breds — anyone who’s experienced sticker shock and stayed anyway. Whether you're brunching in The Mission or crying over your Venmo rent split, this tee’s your new uniform.
In SF, rent is a lifestyle. Delusion is coping. This shirt just gets it.
Shoulder tape for added durability
Knitted in one piece to reduce waste
Elastic ribbed knit collar
Made from smooth, long-lasting fabric
Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
All pieces are crafted with a unisex fit—no gendered sizing, just clean silhouettes made to move with you. Select your usual size for a true-to-fit feel, or size up for a relaxed, street-style drape.
For full measurements and fit details, please refer to the sizing guide.
We don’t just ship—we dispatch with purpose. Most U.S. orders arrive within 3-5 business days, with real-time tracking from door to drop.
Our pieces are assembled in the USA—ensuring every domestic order arrives without surprise fees or import duties. Transparent pricing, always.
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COMPLIMENTARY SHIPPING
Free Shippingon orders over$65
CRAFTED ON U.S. SOIL
Designed and assembled in USA — tariff-free, always
US orders arrive fast — typically within 3-5 business days
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