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“My Rent Is High” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
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“My Rent Is High” - Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

$31.95 USD
Product Details

Straight out of the fog and into your wallet, this “My Rent Is High. So Am I.” tee is a love letter to the beautiful chaos that is San Francisco living. Featuring a sketch of the iconic Golden Gate Bridge alongside a totally real (not really) rental sign for a $3K studio with no kitchen, this tee serves truth, irony, and rent-induced delusion in one soft, durable package.

Unisex and unapologetic, it's made for techies, creatives, transplants, born-and-breds — anyone who’s experienced sticker shock and stayed anyway. Whether you're brunching in The Mission or crying over your Venmo rent split, this tee’s your new uniform.

The Funny Local Way – Only Locals Know:

In SF, rent is a lifestyle. Delusion is coping. This shirt just gets it.

Product Features:

  • Shoulder tape for added durability

  • Knitted in one piece to reduce waste

  • Elastic ribbed knit collar

  • Made from smooth, long-lasting fabric

  • Ethically sourced 100% US cotton

Size & Fit

All pieces are crafted with a unisex fit—no gendered sizing, just clean silhouettes made to move with you. Select your usual size for a true-to-fit feel, or size up for a relaxed, street-style drape.

For full measurements and fit details, please refer to the sizing guide.

Care Notes
  • Handle with intention.
  • Wash cold. Tumble low. No bleach.
  • Cool iron if needed. Skip the dry clean.
Expedited Delivery

We don’t just ship—we dispatch with purpose. Most U.S. orders arrive within 3-5 business days, with real-time tracking from door to drop.

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Our pieces are assembled in the USA—ensuring every domestic order arrives without surprise fees or import duties. Transparent pricing, always.

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